As most of you know i am now a qualified break and enterer, i have a legal right to enter anyones property. Pity the dogs dont undstand. Ive been bitten twice! In just four weeks! And only avoided a third because i jumped over the dog. The first was a little dog, not unlike Joby, who gave a little nip on my ankle. It hurt a little but left no mark so i couldnt sue. The owner was there as well so i couldnt kick the little shit...zu over the fence**. The second was this larger dog got its head under the fence and got my shoe. Lucky it missed foot and this time i did kick the little shit..zu** Aprt from that the job is ok. Walking is getting me fit. My body is slowly turning back into the lean mean well oiled machine it once was (they gave me a size 36 shorts, way too big to begin with, but the waistline is now around my knees so i have to wear a belt). "7 hours?" i hear you ask. "How can a man go so long without a toilet break?" Well saMANdoochi can. Second only behind Hoogster for the largest bladder in western society (that man takes 7 minutes to empty his). And if i cant i just find a nice wall down the side of someones house.
In footy news, I was required to wear blue shorts in a recent match. The only blue footy shorts i owned were from undre 17 days. I wasnt about to buy a new pair cause the association was bringing out new shorts but werent available yet and i would have to buy them so i wasnt about to buy a plain pair i would wear once. Which meant i had to squeeze into my under 17 shorts. Lets just say i couldve been mistaken for playing in the 80's. I looked like Capper. 
samadoooooooooochi!!!!!!!!!!!!
In sadder news, Walrus the Gentle passed away recently. Is flightlessness finally caught up with him as i think he fell one to many times. He was a favourite and will be missed. Rest in peace, mate. Rest in peace.
samadoooooooooochi!!!!!!!!!!!!In sadder news, Walrus the Gentle passed away recently. Is flightlessness finally caught up with him as i think he fell one to many times. He was a favourite and will be missed. Rest in peace, mate. Rest in peace.
Oh and I recently graduated!! Ive finished uni!!!!!
** - editors note: I would like to point out that samadoochi, as you are all aware, is very much one with nature and would not in anyway hurt a dog or any animal. He has on numerous occassions been told he is an uncoordinated walker as he will often in mid stride try and place his foot somewhere else after noticing he is about to tread on ants or other insects that travel underfoot. His reference to the misreating of dogs was simply an attempt at humour.
** - editors note: I would like to point out that samadoochi, as you are all aware, is very much one with nature and would not in anyway hurt a dog or any animal. He has on numerous occassions been told he is an uncoordinated walker as he will often in mid stride try and place his foot somewhere else after noticing he is about to tread on ants or other insects that travel underfoot. His reference to the misreating of dogs was simply an attempt at humour.
