There are many movies i havent seen. Moulin Rouge is one of them.
I got chased by a goose today. Shouldve shown it who's boss and brought home christmas lunch for mum.
England = shit. And dont think im going to waste any time crying for a closer match next time so we get a good series. I say fuck em! smash em out the ground! Bowling Shane!
Adelaide United should stop wasting money on Brazillians, unless its for the cheerleaders oh yeah!, and spend it on developing the local talent. What a knob. A couple of good games 20 years ago doesnt give you the right to prance around. My sister has a tutu if you want it.
Monday, November 27, 2006
Saturday, November 04, 2006
The State vs The Dooch
Ok guys, Ive decided Im going to come clean and tell you all about how i recently got myself a criminal record. For trying to be romantic.
It was a wednesday night. After just playing indoor cricket I was travelling towards the house of a fair maiden after she had so wonderfully witnessed me self destruct in a 2 over shambles that cost my team the game. On the way we decided to pull in to a carpark and take a romantic stroll around a small lake/large pond under moonlight. Upon returning to the car (in the front seat....i know what you guys are thinking) we had been saeted for a very brief period of time when cops rock up. I wind down my window as one of the cops approaches my side of the car (very cautiuosly i might add) and told to step out of my vehicle. We comply and are told that the nearby pub has been graffitied. We are apparently the main suspects and my car is searched for any evidence. While praying that they dont find the can of blue hairspray thats been sitting in my car for almost 2 years now, the other cop starts trying to chat up my girl. Finding no evidence in the car, the Nazi that was searching my car starts interigating me and takes my details - name, addres, phone number, car rego everything. Meanwhile, the other cop does the same to my little gem as an excuse to get her phone number! Bastards! So I hit him and now have an assaulting a police officer charge as well. Just kidding. But i wanted to. As if we are the main suspects in a graffiti crime spree!
Imagine if we had been in the back seat.
It was a wednesday night. After just playing indoor cricket I was travelling towards the house of a fair maiden after she had so wonderfully witnessed me self destruct in a 2 over shambles that cost my team the game. On the way we decided to pull in to a carpark and take a romantic stroll around a small lake/large pond under moonlight. Upon returning to the car (in the front seat....i know what you guys are thinking) we had been saeted for a very brief period of time when cops rock up. I wind down my window as one of the cops approaches my side of the car (very cautiuosly i might add) and told to step out of my vehicle. We comply and are told that the nearby pub has been graffitied. We are apparently the main suspects and my car is searched for any evidence. While praying that they dont find the can of blue hairspray thats been sitting in my car for almost 2 years now, the other cop starts trying to chat up my girl. Finding no evidence in the car, the Nazi that was searching my car starts interigating me and takes my details - name, addres, phone number, car rego everything. Meanwhile, the other cop does the same to my little gem as an excuse to get her phone number! Bastards! So I hit him and now have an assaulting a police officer charge as well. Just kidding. But i wanted to. As if we are the main suspects in a graffiti crime spree!
Imagine if we had been in the back seat.
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