Ode To John

John, John he's our lad

He's been gone for just a tad.

But please come back to all your mates

Cause you're as far as the United States.*

I miss our nights out on the town,

I drink my beer with only a frown.

What will I do if you join the army?

God knows i will go completely barmy.

So please come back oh wont you John,

You've been gone for far too long.


* or the United Kingdom