Today was indeed a weird and wonderful day on the bus. Firstly, I left home at 9:43 to catch a 9:46 bus and it takes about 5 minutes to reach the bus stop so I had to run a little way. As I got closer I saw no bus and thought I had missed it until I saw others waiting at the stop. The bus arrived at 9:48 and didn’t depart for another minute, already 3 minutes late and it hadn’t already started its run. However, this driver had it all under control. It was almost like being in Speed, the bus not going below 50km/h. I was waiting for the driver to leave the doors open and people having to jump aboard as the bus drove past. He even started asking where everyone was going. However, I got to the city in one piece and in record time.
On the way home, the bus was almost full when I got on and I sat on one of those seats that looks backwards (on the older buses where 4 people can sit, 2 facing backwards. You know the ones). Now, the girl opposite (looking forwards) was quite pleasant to look at as was the very fine blonde girl behind her and the girl sitting on the back row of seats. Then the bus stopped and another girl got on, sitting next to the girl opposite me. I had first noticed her running to the bus as it stopped and the large amount of bounce she created in front of her. As she sat down I got a good look at the very low cut top she was wearing. The twins she was exposing weren’t overly huge but still very impressive. Where was I to look? Out the window, which is what I did for every time I looked around the bus I saw nothing but beauty. To make things worse, the driver was crazier than the mornings, braking in the last 5 metres at each bus stop and set of lights and hitting every possible bump in the road. And each bump set off the two twins. It was like watching jelly wobble, it just didn’t stop. It took every ounce of strength to not stare in awe at the sight before me because there was no snake in my pocket to use as an excuse. I can safely say I gave that trip 3 thumbs up.
I look forward to tomorrow.
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my dear sam you should have attempted to fall off the seat and grope one of them in the process. using the excues of the driver of course. if its anything like you say it was then id imagine it to be like that trip we took to the dino fossils in outback QLD not so long ago with 'very inderesding' as our driver. now that was rough
route 105...the greatest bus ever
Sould you really be writing this sort of thing Sam? and Nick...the spelling!!! ahhhh
You Sick Perv!
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