All Aboard The Socceroo Train!

We have finally done it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Against all of Urgay, all of Japan, all of Brazil, all of Croatia, 3 refs and Kalac we have finally done it!!!!!!!!!! Soccer is one of the few sports Australia has left to dominate and finally it seems we have put our name on the map. We are still a long way off becoming a dominant team but the cogs are turning and i feel a home tournament in 2018 could be our year. Now for Italy. It shouldnt be too hard, they spend most of the time rolling about on the ground crying. C'MON YOU AUSSIES!!!!!!!!!! (And Guus, when is Lazaridis going to get a run?)


After recent publishings one may presume that i am hereby jumping on the soccer world cup band wagon. However, those that know me know that i am a fan of all sports..from footy, to soccer , to coights. I have through school, socially, or at a club level played many numerous sports including that of soccer, indoor soccer, and the lesser of all soccers, table soccer. Recent publishings also suggest that i am a proud and patriotic man. I will support my city, state and country (maybe one day that will continue on to planet -bring on the galactic games!) with passion in any sport. I love the Crows. I love our Aussie cricket team. I love our Aussie soccer team. I love Australia. So I am not jumping on any bandwagon, I was already on it and have been since my love for sport began. Anyone who thinks otherwise can fuck off. I watched Australia v Iran and my heart broke. I watched Australia v Urgay and my heart broke. I watched Australia v Urgay and celebrated in the style that i do best. I am so positive Australia will do well in this world cup i have organised to be in Berlin for the final. Where will you be? So please, no more mentioning of me jumping on the bandwagon.


Good joke i heard:

A teacher was teaching her class on proper manners and etiquette. The subject today was the polite way of saying you needed to go to the toilet.
"You are out having dinner with your partner and you need to go to the toilet" the teacher scenariod "Timmy, how would you excuse yourself?"
"Sorry but i have to go take a piss" replied Timmy.
"Thats not very polite at all" the teacher said in disgust "Charlie, how would you excuse yourself?"
"Sorry,honey, but please excuse me while I go to the toilet " Charlie answered with a smile
"Thats much better Charlie but we still want to avoid the word toilet if we can. Johnny?"
To which Johnny replied "Excuse me, darling, i have to go shake hands with a dear friend of mine, whom, im hoping, you will get to meet later this evening"