Ok guys, Ive decided Im going to come clean and tell you all about how i recently got myself a criminal record. For trying to be romantic.
It was a wednesday night. After just playing indoor cricket I was travelling towards the house of a fair maiden after she had so wonderfully witnessed me self destruct in a 2 over shambles that cost my team the game. On the way we decided to pull in to a carpark and take a romantic stroll around a small lake/large pond under moonlight. Upon returning to the car (in the front seat....i know what you guys are thinking) we had been saeted for a very brief period of time when cops rock up. I wind down my window as one of the cops approaches my side of the car (very cautiuosly i might add) and told to step out of my vehicle. We comply and are told that the nearby pub has been graffitied. We are apparently the main suspects and my car is searched for any evidence. While praying that they dont find the can of blue hairspray thats been sitting in my car for almost 2 years now, the other cop starts trying to chat up my girl. Finding no evidence in the car, the Nazi that was searching my car starts interigating me and takes my details - name, addres, phone number, car rego everything. Meanwhile, the other cop does the same to my little gem as an excuse to get her phone number! Bastards! So I hit him and now have an assaulting a police officer charge as well. Just kidding. But i wanted to. As if we are the main suspects in a graffiti crime spree!
Imagine if we had been in the back seat.
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9 comments:
You're just jealous cos your guy was ugly :P
Why do you have a can of blue hairspray?
yeah, pink is more your colour
doo"it in the front seat"chie...gangbusters!
myspace is nothing but a self glorifying free dating service unintentionally uncovering shit music acts like sandi thom (I don't care if I spelt her name wrong or without capitols) and increasing societies inability to communicate without electronic mediums
regards
phatty "not conforming to society" T
So far as I know monique, My Space is the whole planet. I am a child of the earth and believe that we should all be free to wonder the planet into each other's domains free of the hindrance posed by national borders.
The blue hairspray was part of a plan using red and yellow hair spray as well to paint a power supporter in Crows colours once they had passed out on a houseboat trip i went on a few years back. Got someone else instead who thought they were bleeding to death when they eventually woke. Hilarious! Must of taken the can out at some point though cause i couldnt find it. Probably a good thing.
John!: are you a commie?
john is def a commie
BURN HIM
There's nothing wrong with being a commie
Its a lot better than being a pommie!
what about a commie pommie?
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