Friday, December 01, 2006

Social Experiment

Earlier this afternoon I conducted a random experiment on you guys, my friemds. It came out of 2 things - boredom, and having some phone credit to use up.

AIM
To investigate the response received from friends when sent a random, unprovoked friendly greeting

HYPOTHESIS
50% (10 from 20) people will respond. The responses will be varied from a greeting returned to confusion. Also expect the greeting to stimulate a conversation with at least half of the respondents. Nick will not reply.

METHOD
The experiment involved the sending of a friendly greeting - "just saying hi" - to 20 random people in my phone. Guys, girls, different friendship circles, family members.

RESULTS
Of the 20 recipients of the greeting, 14 (70%) responded, as follows:

  1. "Hi."
  2. "Hi!"
  3. "Hi. Was that meant 4 me. Everything ok?"
  4. "Cheers. Shouldnt you be working?? I AM!......Just one more sleep to a massive night. But while Im thinking you interested in golf tomorrow?"
  5. "Ok then, hi, wat r u up 2? im just doing my last packing coz i leave 4 canada 2morrow"
  6. "Why?"
  7. "You're a douchebag"
  8. "What are you on mate? what's up?"
  9. "Hi."
  10. "Who is it?"
  11. "Lol has someone else got ur phone, or are u just being the lovely & friendly guy u are?"
  12. "Hi!"
  13. "HI SAM!"
  14. "SORRY BUT I'VE GOT NO NAME TO GO WITH THIS NUMBER. SO WHO MIGHT I BE SAYING HEY TO?"

DISCUSSION
Of the 20 individuals who received the greeting, 14 (70%) responded with some sort of response, 4 more than hypothesised. Of those 14, 7 (1,2,3,5,9,12,13) contained a greeting back. 5 (3,4,5,8,11) contained some sort of conversation, not quite the half as hypothesised. The conversations were interesting though, ranging from a request for a leisurely hit of golf (4), to concern for my well being (3). 7 (3,5,6,8,10,11,14) of the responses contained some hint of confusion with a further 2 (7,8) containing some form of insult. Interestingly, 2 (10,14) didnt have my number in their phone casting doubt onto the friendship between us. Importantly, though, they still responded unlike the 6 others who refused to respond. One of those was Nick.

CONCLUSION
An unprovoked friendly greeting will generate a response from a fairly large number of recipients of the greeting. The responses will be varied, ranging from a returned greeting to confusion and insults. Nick will not return a friendly greeting.

11 comments:

Emil said...

hahahha u ufcking mulli...i looked at hte msg and said 'sams lost it..or he's drunk..'

Anonymous said...

When isn't sam drunk?

samadoochi said...

Emil are you drunk? You're writing like Nick.

As for you anonymous, i havent been drunk for a few weeks now. Maybe tonight ill celebrate Shauns birthday in style. Maybe you'll be working and maybe you'll get yours.

Anonymous said...

Thems fightin words

Hoogster said...

Hey Sam. get stuffed mate :) i am always msging you thank you very much

Tom said...

Very good, Sam.
I am very pleased to see the proper use of scientific convention and the correct setting out under the six headings which are crucial to a well-planned experiment. Top of the class!

Though I would question the 'impact factor' of these findings - seems a little intuitive and hardly the stuff to grace the next cover of 'Nature'.

But nevertheless, good effort for a first try! I am of the opinion that if you included ALL of the data you collected in this study (i.e. response times, age and gender of subject who replied, etc. and accompanying statistics), you may have enough material to submit a short publication in a low impact factor journal.

Perhaps next time you should set your sights higher and tackle some of the more elusive questions which remain outstanding in the field of social sciences/human psychology.

Go forth on your quest for scientific knowledge and continue to search for answers to those burning questions!!


" they still responded unlike the 6 others who refused to respond. One of those was Nick."

Hahaha!!! Like a book............

Thearley said...

"Gold, solid gold, the best use of a blog I've seen for a long time"- Nature Magazine

Anonymous said...

So THATS what you were doing!

And your little alcho, a few weeks and you were hitting the bottle again last night :p

Did you manage to see the sunrise?

samadoochi said...

Yes managed to see sunrise through blurry eyes. How bad was I? I remember dancing with Emil and pants down and singing classic Billy Joel with John. What a night. Happy Birthday Shaun. I enjoyed it. Anyone got my hat?

Shaun said...

cheers sammy

had a fucking blast!
sorry didnt stay out longer but i was gone by 3

Emil said...

we werent dancing...more....touching each other...sexually...