Saturday, May 27, 2006

Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi

I may currently be a little drunk but i feel that if i dont say it now then i probly wont.

Soccer in Australia is called soccer and SBS and other European fags should stop trying to call it football. There is only one footy in Straya and that is Aussie Rules. "But football is the international name" i hear your dirty scum say. NOT IN AUSTRALIA ITS NOT. Its called soccer. Why should we call it football just because most other places call it so? We call lollies lollies. England call lollies sweets. The United States call lollies candy. I dont see you European 'i tripped over my own feet im going to hold my head' faggots winging about lollies being changed to an international name. And what about the yiros? Its called a kebab in the eastern staes! If we cant give a tasty 4 am food snack the same name in our own country there is no reason we should change soccer to football. We already have a football and its the best darn sport on this planet and any other planet that may or may not have (are you a scientologist?) life on it. And we're call ed the Socceroos. Lets just change the whole fabric of sport as we know it just because others call it something else. I dont think so.

With the wold cup coming up I expect all to barrac k for Australia and Australia only. If you are going to barrack for your "home" country then pack your bags and go home. You are now an Australian and anything else will not be tolerated. Sure you can, like me, watch and be interested in the other games but John if I hear one positive remark about the English soccer team (Rooney - Waaaah Im not going to miss a dick like him) I will disown you as a friend and report you to imigration. The same for you Nick and the dutch, Emil and the croats and any other of you guys (whch seems to be most of you) that claim to have overseas heritage. If you dont like Australia then get out the country. Pack your bags and leave, we will be better off without you. Ill wave goodbye from the beach.

15 comments:

Rob said...
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Rob said...

Rob's solution:
Australian Rules football -for the AFL
Rugby League - for the NRL
Football - for the A-league aka round ball game.
Done, I’ve solved the whole problem. Also, if anything the AFL and NRL do not honestly illustrate what the term “football” represents. This is because they use their hands for receiving the ball and for transporting it around the field compared to the "Round-ball" game where the feet are primarily used...... (Using one’s head to pass the ball around the pitch would not be a good way to attack).
I'll be going for Australia big time, but i also want Italy to do well due to my cultural heritage. After all i am technically only 1.5 generation Australian. But yes if Australia met Italy in the world cup then I'd be cheering for the green and gold.

Man these days i gotta say that the AFL is fucking gay. I cannot sit down and literally watch a whole match. But more importantly i just find the way in which AFL is presented is so juvenile and childish compared to the professionalism of Football. The commentating is done is such a professional manner that is informative, engaging and exciting, compared to the “Private school boy jock faggots” of AFL commentators (man on Thursday I watched the AFL Footy show for 2mins and I wanted to stab myself in the urethra).....Seriously i was watching a game between St. Kilda and Nth Melb and for about 5 minutes two commentators were just paying eachother out in such a childish manner that it reeked of being unprofessional when compared to SBS’s Sporting crew (fucking top work they do I say)…..Um what about the game dickheads...to me that illustrates how unprofessional and juvenile AFL can be, but also comparing it to Football is just fails to reach the same grandeur.

Anonymous said...

nuf said

Thearley said...

Sam, your a fucking racist drunken fag! I hope the Nazis in Germany take you under their wing and do you up the arse goosestep style!

Anonymous said...

football, soccer whatever you wanna call it...its still the greatest game in the world. always has...always will be!

your in the minority sam...and sadly for you...always will be!

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The world cup is actually exciting until they start playing because the games are always shite, defensive with hardly any goals because the teams are so scared to lose...boring boring boring wah wah wah why don't you shoot the guy if he misses a goal yeah good on ya columbian fags suck my hairy ball sack go and get a four and twenty traveller

sam i will always support you, let the losers stay up till 4am watching jacks from other countries pass the ball around and not score any goals

Hoogster said...

well sam and saverio rocca i just so happened to be reading The Age (comes from victoria in case you didnt know you ill informed lug nuts). Do you know what it said in The Age? Do you? it had a poll on and i quote 'is soccer more interesting than aussie rules?'
Results 65%yes 35%no

and just before you say oh thats only one or two people who vote over 2300 people voted on this one.

you know what is funny about this? victoria is the home of AFL.

There is one letter to the editor here as well which i shall use part of...

The contrast between last week's socceroos/greece match and the games we see in the AFL competition should be deeply embarassing to the AFL. ON thursday night at the MCG, we saw a game of subtle tactics, choreographed by astute coaches, akin to the moves on a chess board. In soccer, you must play the ball at all times, and skill predominates over brute force.

This man then goes onto say that whilst there are some skills in AFL there are all too many games where the intention is to 'play the man rather than ball.'

you dont believe me take a look at the age date monday may 29 page 12.

Hoogster said...

oh and the green and gold will always come first then the orange white and blue

Anonymous said...

don't doubt you for a second nick about what is in the paper BUT if that poll were taken at any other time other than world cup it wouldn't be the same

or take it during the afl finals?

australians aren't interested in a-league soccer...that is why it is on foxtel

if it was popular it would be on free to air...simple as that

all the popular sports are on free, footy, cricket,

basketball, soccer, tennis...not interesting therefore not on tv

Anonymous said...

I agree with the beginning of the post.
But if you had to move to another country/were living in another country but had Australian heritage that you were proud of, would you give up supporting Australian teams?

You can be such a jerk ;P

Thearley said...

I agree with the previous blogger about sam being a jerk. I am going to kill him big time meter-maid style at the forthcoming poker round.

Also, Nick- good research, also enjoy Rob's comments about the immaturity of the AFL commentators. Honestly most of them are just complete and utter wanks- that Footy Show ought to be renamed the Wank Show.

Hoogster said...

in comaprison how often do you see a fight on the field in soccer compared to AFL?

Further more anthony rocca soccer is getting so popular that foxtel wants it to capitalise off of the stuff. SBS always used to air the world cups now foxtel soon will. its all about money.

Anonymous said...

foxtel bid more than sbs to buy the rights for the a-league and sbs won't be giving up the rights for the world cup for a while

football (AFL) is a culture here...but football (soccer) is a culture and religion all over the world, including this great nation Australia

the whole world enjoys football and has such a passion for it that they feel violence is the only way of expressing themselves (alcohol helps too)...oh and most Australians are too lazy to throw a punch or a chair for their team, I know I am..."ah stuff it, how bout another cold one"

Anonymous said...

football... thats a funny name... i would have called it swizzbligging

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